Post by hbp on Aug 30, 2015 4:03:43 GMT
Saint Louis Missouri is either a shitty place with nothing to do full of nice down to either people or a shitty place with nothing to do with horrible people. I was never a Midwestern manly guy, the most popular thing I am into is pro wrestling but I was a nerd outside the general nerd group, not with the trekkies and star wars fans, but to this day as a grown person a power rangers nerd.
The variety of wrestler I am, is not even underground anymore, it feels that way still and has the aura but it is mainstream now. Let me paint a picture for you.
Documentary Style( like a mix of documentary & Fast Times at Ridgemont High style
1993-1999
background music: Smell like Teen Spirit plays throughout the part of this time period*
Voice over:
from 10 to 16 I was in the controversial backyard wrestling scene. With my size, I thought I could be the one to bring out the junior heavyweight stuff overseas that I'd seen in DVDS or Magazines but I was given the role of more of a rag doll( to reference this for readers of the rp, think he wanted to be like a Jericho type in ECW but was given a Spike Dudley" role)
We see him attempting a running headscissors but being caught in a spinning side slam and dropped out of the ring through a table, the setting is outside in a big field part of a park.
We next see two larger punk rock long hair dudes placing a garbage can over him and pushing him back and forth then each body slamming him.
We finally see him age 11, evading a chair shot with a cool shoulder rolling evasive dodge and attempting a springboard crossbody off the ropes only to be whacked with the chair to his torso in mid-air.
Age 12, we see him in trapped in the corner as another lanky but tall young CM Punk type is approaching, he sidesteps and the guy runs chest first into the corner and bounces off Hart style as HBP jumps from the middle turnbuckle rope to the top turnbuckle rope to attempt a final Sabu style Arabian Press but he lands split legged on the horrible structured top apron ring rope and is hit with a diving closeline from the CM Punk doppelganger.
At age 13 we see him taking 13 chops each from a row of 100 of the drunk older high school or college aged backyard wrestlers
at 14 we see him taking a running closeline and flying in the air flipping in a corkscrew landing flat on his back
at 15 we see him taking the chops again, and walking to a wrestling school called " Fight Zone"
16th birthday( January 1st 1999)
We see his first match as All The Small Things plays
We see the 135 pounds 4ft 11 Human Punching Bag jogs out through the double doors into the high school gym, he walks around the outside of the ring highfiving everyone in the crowd all in a circle around the ring and enters before a handsome 6ft4 220 pound handsome mid 20s indie wrestler. Highlights are shown of him blocking a left punch with his left forearm, his punch attempt caught by the right forearm of the opponent
they both attempt to kick each other but catch each other's soles equally then push off sending them near their own corner seated.
The indie wrestler arrogantly executes a kip up for a big reaction of boos and HBP answers him with a kip-up and mutiple headstand-front handspring( popularized by Neville, Super Crazy, Aerostar, Tajiri and Natalya) getting closer and closer until he's blocking the indie heel into the corner, he steps back at the ref's order but is poked in the eye by a cheap shot from the opponent and he avoids a spear impressively with a split legged hurdle and a single arm handstand headscissors flinging the indie jerk forward and sliding out of the ring, retreating to the barricade!
Vision still blurry we see him rebound off the ropes setting up and going for the suicide dive, vision impaired, the heel side steps frantically and he hits the old school barricade face and shoulder first!!!
Next he is lifted up in a suplex and dropped midsection first over the top of the barricade draped and tossed next into the steel steps shoulder first!
The ref begins the outside count out after the opponent rolls back into the ring and the fans count along as just before the 10 count Human Punching Bag is able to slide back into the ring on his stomach through the bottom ring rope but his opponent doesn't even stop for a moment, he runs up and stomps on his back, shoulders, neck and head and the ref pulls him away again and Human Punching Bag backs up retreating to the corner . . .
Finally the opponent charges at him and he sidesteps out of the way, connects a high round kick to the back sets up and applies the Tarantula submission as fans go wild!!!
He releases at the 3 count and jumps upon the turnbuckle on a single bound RVD style to execute a rare move to see in 1999 a phoenix splash, the corkscrew 450 for the 1-2-3!
He rolls out of the ring, and rolls back to the barricade that he crashed into and as he is crouched against it the fans are patting him on the back and shoulder cheering for him!
17-32 years old( 2000-2015)
The Anthem by Zebrahead plays as we see highlights of him
on the indies through the midwest to new york in small high school gyms
wrestling a style that is very much high spots of suicide dives, corkscrew planchas mixed with
the surfboard stretch/romero special and tarantula
and armories to Mexico getting beat up by minis to the UK we see him competing in pro wrestling matches that now look like collegiac and MMA style with his new corkscrew SSP thrown in and we see him in Japan & Ireland getting beat up by martial artists in Japan and William Regal, Fit Finlay style wrestlers in Ireland.
Voice over:
I never expected to go from that 10 year old kid getting put through tables and falling
off ladders to wrestling in the Mexico, UK, Ireland, Japan.
I'm five foot, that's small for a person not even a wrestler and legally I am not a mini
or little person and what I do is the equivalent of a stand up comic and stripper
i'm not a sports entertainer because I am not a "superstar" I never have been.
This isn't sports or acting where you be on a big stage early, I've been underground
and it's hard not to wear that chip on your shoulder with all the stuff you see today.
The variety of wrestler I am, is not even underground anymore, it feels that way still and has the aura but it is mainstream now. Let me paint a picture for you.
Documentary Style( like a mix of documentary & Fast Times at Ridgemont High style
1993-1999
background music: Smell like Teen Spirit plays throughout the part of this time period*
Voice over:
from 10 to 16 I was in the controversial backyard wrestling scene. With my size, I thought I could be the one to bring out the junior heavyweight stuff overseas that I'd seen in DVDS or Magazines but I was given the role of more of a rag doll( to reference this for readers of the rp, think he wanted to be like a Jericho type in ECW but was given a Spike Dudley" role)
We see him attempting a running headscissors but being caught in a spinning side slam and dropped out of the ring through a table, the setting is outside in a big field part of a park.
We next see two larger punk rock long hair dudes placing a garbage can over him and pushing him back and forth then each body slamming him.
We finally see him age 11, evading a chair shot with a cool shoulder rolling evasive dodge and attempting a springboard crossbody off the ropes only to be whacked with the chair to his torso in mid-air.
Age 12, we see him in trapped in the corner as another lanky but tall young CM Punk type is approaching, he sidesteps and the guy runs chest first into the corner and bounces off Hart style as HBP jumps from the middle turnbuckle rope to the top turnbuckle rope to attempt a final Sabu style Arabian Press but he lands split legged on the horrible structured top apron ring rope and is hit with a diving closeline from the CM Punk doppelganger.
At age 13 we see him taking 13 chops each from a row of 100 of the drunk older high school or college aged backyard wrestlers
at 14 we see him taking a running closeline and flying in the air flipping in a corkscrew landing flat on his back
at 15 we see him taking the chops again, and walking to a wrestling school called " Fight Zone"
16th birthday( January 1st 1999)
We see his first match as All The Small Things plays
We see the 135 pounds 4ft 11 Human Punching Bag jogs out through the double doors into the high school gym, he walks around the outside of the ring highfiving everyone in the crowd all in a circle around the ring and enters before a handsome 6ft4 220 pound handsome mid 20s indie wrestler. Highlights are shown of him blocking a left punch with his left forearm, his punch attempt caught by the right forearm of the opponent
they both attempt to kick each other but catch each other's soles equally then push off sending them near their own corner seated.
The indie wrestler arrogantly executes a kip up for a big reaction of boos and HBP answers him with a kip-up and mutiple headstand-front handspring( popularized by Neville, Super Crazy, Aerostar, Tajiri and Natalya) getting closer and closer until he's blocking the indie heel into the corner, he steps back at the ref's order but is poked in the eye by a cheap shot from the opponent and he avoids a spear impressively with a split legged hurdle and a single arm handstand headscissors flinging the indie jerk forward and sliding out of the ring, retreating to the barricade!
Vision still blurry we see him rebound off the ropes setting up and going for the suicide dive, vision impaired, the heel side steps frantically and he hits the old school barricade face and shoulder first!!!
Next he is lifted up in a suplex and dropped midsection first over the top of the barricade draped and tossed next into the steel steps shoulder first!
The ref begins the outside count out after the opponent rolls back into the ring and the fans count along as just before the 10 count Human Punching Bag is able to slide back into the ring on his stomach through the bottom ring rope but his opponent doesn't even stop for a moment, he runs up and stomps on his back, shoulders, neck and head and the ref pulls him away again and Human Punching Bag backs up retreating to the corner . . .
Finally the opponent charges at him and he sidesteps out of the way, connects a high round kick to the back sets up and applies the Tarantula submission as fans go wild!!!
He releases at the 3 count and jumps upon the turnbuckle on a single bound RVD style to execute a rare move to see in 1999 a phoenix splash, the corkscrew 450 for the 1-2-3!
He rolls out of the ring, and rolls back to the barricade that he crashed into and as he is crouched against it the fans are patting him on the back and shoulder cheering for him!
17-32 years old( 2000-2015)
The Anthem by Zebrahead plays as we see highlights of him
on the indies through the midwest to new york in small high school gyms
wrestling a style that is very much high spots of suicide dives, corkscrew planchas mixed with
the surfboard stretch/romero special and tarantula
and armories to Mexico getting beat up by minis to the UK we see him competing in pro wrestling matches that now look like collegiac and MMA style with his new corkscrew SSP thrown in and we see him in Japan & Ireland getting beat up by martial artists in Japan and William Regal, Fit Finlay style wrestlers in Ireland.
Voice over:
I never expected to go from that 10 year old kid getting put through tables and falling
off ladders to wrestling in the Mexico, UK, Ireland, Japan.
I'm five foot, that's small for a person not even a wrestler and legally I am not a mini
or little person and what I do is the equivalent of a stand up comic and stripper
i'm not a sports entertainer because I am not a "superstar" I never have been.
This isn't sports or acting where you be on a big stage early, I've been underground
and it's hard not to wear that chip on your shoulder with all the stuff you see today.